Man Night

One of the first things that my roommates told me when I was moving in was that periodically there was a "Man Night" that would occur. This typically includes a guy movie and discussion on which action hero is cooler.
While that's nice and fun, I'd like to think that I've added to the manliness of the apartment in the recent history of Man Night. I taught my roommates the trick to ripping phone books in half. Yes, it's so easy a girl might be able to do it. But please...leave this to the men. It's one of the few things that we can do to help ourselves feel more manly.

While I was increasing the testosterone output of Man Night, one of my roommates took away from it once. He chose a less than 100% guy movie. Also he broke one of the cardinal rules. He let his girlfriend stay. She ended up baking us an apple pie. Consequently it wasn't a complete loss for man night. Another one of my roommates ended up making another pie out of the leftover material. While Man Night wasn't what it was intended to be, it still turned out pretty tasty.